Hey guys. pritty here!
You tired of all the stress people give you, sassing you minute by minute?
Well im here, thats great!
I know how to sas them back, 89% sure you WONT get in trouble, guranteed! I do it all the time at Summer camp. It works!
Just give me a problem you suffer from, ill help you:
Someone screams at you: You say/do: "Im sorry, what did you say?"
Someone says that you cut: You say/do: Use your hand and pretend to "slice" there belly. Then say "Now i cut!"
Someone has alot of makeup on and there being mean to you, you say/do: "Drama queen! Gagaga oolala! Man, with all that makeup you sure look like Lady Gaga!"
Someone sticks there tounge at you meanly, you say/do: "Oooh, nice funny face! Do some more!" Try to get a crowd of people.
All of these are kinda like sarcasm, but oh well. Now, tell me your problem and ill try to sas them back!
WARNING: Then again only 89% sure you wont get in trouble. DONT USE AGAISNT PARENTS
I use them ALL THE TIME!