Like how many paragraphs^ We have to write an essay in school that is 150 words long so...
These are just random. The kind of random thing that makes me laugh (I don't usually laugh at "funny" videos).
Today I went to the park. I met a squirrel there. The squirrel was really nice so I gave it a peanut. It liked the peanut and begged for more. I didn’t have any more peanuts so I told that very nicely to the squirrel. However, the squirrel was still hungry so it ate my shoelaces. I got mad so I poked the squirrel with a stick. I enjoy poking squirrels.
Today I went to the beach. I saw a shark there. It had lots of pointy teeth, so I went closer for a better look. I counted the shark’s teeth; there were exactly 53 of them. The shark was actually very nice, it even tried to bite me. In a cute way.
Today I went to school with a couple of beavers. The beavers were very nice. They got to stay in class for lunch and eat the desks. Lucky beavers. I enjoy eating desks, but you have to clean them with soap first or they taste kind of weird. Try watermelon soap, the desk tastes especially delicious if it was cleaned with watermelon flavored soap.
MS word said these three paragraphs are 187 words (no, a paragraph doesn't have to be five sentences, it just has to be one subject).