Sick of all the bad hairs, clothes and no perks?
Well, I can get you a one-month membership.
That's one-month only, with 5,000 ecoins because it will come in the form of a pin on the back of a game card.
All you have to do is find out what I am.
That's incredibly obvious. I mean, come on.
First person who says what I am gets a free one-month membership. That's only if you've never been a member before. Or haven't for a really long time.
Start guessing. xD
(If this is against the rules, I'll take it down and you can ban me, I suppose, since no mod bothered to raise my bar after a few months. There's nothing against free membership in the rules, though.)