When I first got my braces in I basically just ate soup for a week. I'm afraid you may have to suffer this fate, my friend. Except feel lucky you don't have to experience this sensation for 2 years.
Alternatively, you could just yank out your tooth with a piece of string. It hurts for like, 5 seconds and you'll probably be bleeding.
OR, you could just complain about it on the internet. Your choice.