MANOR HAS A POSTING GAME JUST BECAUSE

> Get on you're hands and knees and start barking like a dog, and licking the floor
>say "HELLO AMIGA AMIGO I DUNNO. WHAT DO YOU DO"
>Stick your hand out and say "Bonjour! Mi Llama Llama! Esto esto soy FISHO e llamas!"
> you poke the girl then you go and say "bonjour, coment ca va? Moi bien. Un.
> you break more dishes and poke the girl repeatedly
>Speak more Chermanainapanastriananian and forget you aren't a foreign exchange student.
> Say hello and run around in circles.
You do all of this in your fit of stupidity. The girl looks creeped out.
>start singing miku songs
"WORLD IS MONE DADADADADADDFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAD"
> Say "Err, my crazy cousin forced me to wear and do this. I'm Sarah."
You suddenly realize you lost your mind, this is hardly like you at all! You say that and apologize. The girl stares at you for a while then starts screaming.
"OH MY GOD WHY THE HECK IS THERE A INSANE PERSON HERE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND PAY FOR THE DISHES!" She is crying.

Wat do.

> Run out of the house as fast as possible

>Knock her out and tape her mouth shut, tape her feet and hands together, then throw her in a closet

> Scream "LISTEN LADY I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS YOUR FRICKING HOUSE!"

>break the windows and escape, taking all the dishes too.

> Scream "LISTEN LADY I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS YOUR FRICKING HOUSE!"
>Knock her out and tape her mouth shut, tape her feet and hands together, then throw her in a closet
>break the windows and escape, taking all the dishes too.
Isn't that kind of extreme? Stupid you. You don't do it but you defiantly pick up as many plates as you can, till your arms are loaded. You are thinking with your RATIONAL mind now. Although you can lose it very easily and go back to being plain stupid when you need food.
> Run out of the house as fast as possible
This seems pretty smart. YOu dash out. This girl is hot on your trail crying and following you. Opps you just farted loudly.

Wat do?

>Stop and let her catch up with you, then fart in her face and make the fart have such bad fumes that she faints.

this game is glorious omfg

((Wow only one command thats really depressing))
>Stop and let her catch up with you, then fart in her face and make the fart have such bad fumes that she faints.
You do so. However when you fart, it releases not so toxic fumes. Ugh you hate that rule, loud and proud, silent but violent. The girl is enrages and rips off her kawaii clothing to reveal kung-fu clothing. Shes a black belt. You are seriously in danger now

WHAT DOOOOOOOOO

> Take you're pink lipgloss that you have in you're pocket and smear over you're cheeks and say, I AM A MASTER OF KAWAII-FU!

> Transform into your Mahou Shoujo form lol

> Preform a Kung fu move and say "Hello I'm stupid bye"

> Take you're pink lipgloss that you have in you're pocket and smear over you're cheeks and say, I AM A MASTER OF KAWAII-FU!
You do so. The girl doesn't look very impressed.
> Transform into your Mahou Shoujo form lol
You run into your house, into your cousins closet and come back. The girl isn't terrified.

Spoiler:

> Preform a Kung fu move and say "Hello I'm stupid bye"
You do some fake non aggressive Kung-Fu moves. The girl is staring at you oodly. She steps closer and punches you in the face.

A WILD KUNG-FU GIRL HAS CHALLENGED YOU TO A BATTLE! WHAT DO?

>trip her

>Suddenly close your eyes and fall to the ground dramatically. Stay that way for a while, not moving, then slowly open your eyes and ask weakly "What... Happened? Why am I here? Who... Are you?" Then get up and frown like you can't forget something, then look like you remembered it, and say, "Oh, right." Then proceed to stick a dish to your face and dance the Russian Cossack Dance while singing Popipo.

> Realize that you never left the house when you were getting ready into your costume, and wake up in the hospital because you lost a lot of blood.

>Become one with the dead people.

>Pull her hair out

>throw donuts at her with cream.

>Punch her back in the face

>Stick a candle on your head and call yourself Ophelia~
(Sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle dandy)

> pretend to lose your memory

Say "You wanna piece of this?" And kick her in the face.

* a wild kyubey apppears * you make a contract and wish to beat the girl.

>trip her
You try to do that but she knocks you to the ground
>Suddenly close your eyes and fall to the ground dramatically. Stay that way for a while, not moving, then slowly open your eyes and ask weakly "What... Happened? Why am I here? Who... Are you?" Then get up and frown like you can't forget something, then look like you remembered it, and say, "Oh, right." Then proceed to stick a dish to your face and dance the Russian Cossack Dance while singing Popipo.
>Pull her hair out
>throw donuts at her with cream.
>Say "You wanna piece of this?" And kick her in the face.
You do this. Its not working.
> Realize that you never left the house when you were getting ready into your costume, and wake up in the hospital because you lost a lot of blood.
> pretend to lose your memory
> * a wild kyubey apppears * you make a contract and wish to beat the girl
Do you really think any if these would work?!
>Stick a candle on your head and call yourself Ophelia~
Don't play with DarkManor's emotions like that ;w;

What do?

>Run to the bookstore
>Go home and pretend none of this happened. If the girl asks you can pretend you don't know
>Make an irrational decision: Run away from home