No, that'd be selfish. A thread where we can discuss all stories made on FF ever. (the only ongoing ones are just yours, mine, and the Dragon Blood one, though xD)
No, but this is how sis discusses my story irl. I force her to read a new chapter before I post it, and she always summarizes it like this. Only she calls Sarah "Barbie". I love my fanbase. Even though it only contains three people. It's like, nobody read my story, but the people who do are like uber loyal and that's why my story is the only story on FF with both fanart and fanfic! Yeah!
EDIT: AGH I sound like one of thos "small name big ego" people. Or like I'm fishing for sympathy.