this is a short skit i wrote
vampire man:BREAKING NEWS EDWARD CULLEN IS SPARKLING .
vampire lady:it is all over lets ask some vampires there opinion.
field reporter vampire:thanks nancy today i have none other than the counting count!what do you think about this count i mean you never sparkle you just count
count;i will count the sparkles 1 sparkle hahaha!(lightning) two sparkle hahaha!(lighting) three sparkle hah-
field reporter:ok thanks count! next we have dracula what do you think
dracula:I AM OUTRAGED I HAVE NEVER SPARKLED EVEN WHEN I AM WEARING GLITTER I MEAN COME ON WE BURN UP AND DIE DON'T WE!?!
field reporter:i completely understand i mean whats up with modern vampires!?!now we have edwards story edward
edward:don't talk to me i am moody:(
back to you nancy!