Kay so I just got back from Ecuador and yeah. /headdesk
My dog is so fat fgdosgkfds gurle shurgle..wth.
Hes like 500 pounds now Now i'm too scared to hug him trololol.
Anyways heres why:
I went to ecuador and my step dad made his friend take care of the dog.
I'm soooo not greatful lololol. His name was Arnold, he had like a full time job, so he could barely come to the house and clean up his mess so all he did was feed him. After the first few days there was poop all over the house and my gramma came and cleaned it up. There was a dead rat in the living room....wtf. Kay so shes so religous...fdsfsyd. Theres a picture of the last supper. Why is jesus here i has no religion. Watching me do special things to my computer. O_O Now its so frikkin clean. But my gramma put my dog outside and he had to go through the hurricane. Which she didnt know about so yeh. Luckily hes not sick or anything he just drools alot cause his mouth is so big naoow...
Kay now I'm home away from the stupid other puppy that kept biting me >u>
YAY MOAR INTRERNET ACCESSSSSSSSSSSS. >:DDD
My step dad opens the frikkin door an out come this huge big buff dog, yo. About 542345123 pounds with like, what, steroids. I swear to gahd Arnold fed him steroids. wthhffsgea. Anways come pet him he dun bite >:LLL He just needs some love. xD
He looks so man but hes so nice. c:
Theres like no lights and no electricity other then the computer. All the food in the refrigerator was spoiled.
Naww my milkkk,....dgfds whyyyy. But egh who cares theres was just like bread and milk in there thats all. Lololol my dog looks ike a bulldog now that he had steroids... anyways
Imagine he was a human lolol:
I go, "Hey, bro, pass the suga'."
He goes, "SURE."
He tries to pass the sugar gentlry7 but he taps it the sugar goes fflying across the table.
Anywaysss love you all >:LLL