So I've seen so many flies buzzing around. In my house, outside, everywhere, and especially invading my private chambers. Due to the fact I don't usually have paper around, I uh kill them with my bare hands. Real manly like or so says my dad.
Anyways, it was during gym and I saw a fly on my friends water bottle. It wasn't very big, I don't smash them when they get too big, 'cause that would just be nasty. I'm sure you've seen this coming for a while now- I smashed it, nailing it squarely since I've become quite precise in this hunting activity from much practice. I then pick up my hand, and I've got red fly guts all over it because the fly seemed to have exploded when my hand made impact.
I do the girly thing then, start hopping up and down screaming (even though I was just brave enough to smash it with my hand...) as I run to wipe it off in the grass.
I never knew flies had red guts though.. at least this type did, the guts are typically brown or green.. Oops. I will not kill anything bigger than a fly, and not the big, normal types of flies. I'm talking little tiny ones, I won't even step on bugs I'm so afraid of them. Gwaaaah.