annoying fantage babies

(note: i kno this topic has been done a million times so no comments about it and i kno that this was my reply for another person that did this topic but im not copying because i wrote this comment i just pasted it onto my different version of this topic)
Fantage babies get on everyones nerves. They just put a pile of w's in their words and if you don't be their "mwommy" they follow you areound and say WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Some people go on fantage to get AWAY from baby siblings, not be stalked by fake ones! Its virtual! We all know they aren't toddlers. And most of them aren't even cute. Like when people wear the baby costume with the teenager-y mystic aqua eyes. It is not cute! Sometimes they put so many W's in their words that you cant even understand what they are saying. I have a list of things that get on my nerves the most. Here are the things they say and do that make me wanna' gag and why.

1. ll chews tiny toes adorably ll : WHO EATS FEET?!? LIKE, OMG ITS DISGUSTING
2. ll chews rattle adorably ll : look i kno that babies like to chew stuff. but a rattle? seriously? ive never seen a baby in 2012 with a rattle.
3. mwommy: first of all, "mwommy" is a hard word to pronounce. its much harder than just saying mom or mama. second of all, the sound of it is SO ANNOYING
4. hwe hwe hwe: WHAT BABY LAUGHS LIKE THAT?!? babies dont say "hwe hwe hwe" they have that loud funny adorable laugh like on youtube videos
5. iws: do they seriously have to add a W into the word "is"? thats just messed up. this w stuff has gone too far.
6. ll iws woungest hwere ll: that means ll is youngest here ll. they mostly say that when they are at adoption centers. (note: there is no such thing as an adoption center its called an orphanage but apparently people say adoption center) first of all they are probably not the youngest there cuz ppl that play fantage r usually ages 6-13 and six year olds dont kno all that vocabulary. so they probably arent the youngest there. and it causes arguements filled with w's and there is nothing worse than that
example:
toddler #1: ll iws woungest hwere ll
toddler #2 ll nwo! mwe iws ll
toddler #1 ll nwo!!!! ll WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
toddler #2 ll MWOMMY!! WELP MWE!! ll WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
get what im saying??
7. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: BABIES DONT CRY LIKE THAT!!!! AND IT GETS ON MY LAST NERVES!!
8. ll cant talk ll: if they really couldn't talk, they wouldn't know the words "cant talk"!!
9. agwoo: this is just about the most annoying fantage "baby" word of all time. its not cute and fantage babies think that adding an a onto gwoo suddenly makes it adorable. BUT IT DOESNT!!! and they say it all the time its gotten really old!!!!!!!
10. otay: out of all the words they could use for ok, they pick otay? even owkway is less annoying than that
11. ll tries to walk and falls over ll: OMG THEY CAN WALK!! IF THEY COULDNT THEY COULDNT GET TO THE COMPUTER TO GO ON FANTAGE!!!!
12. ll crawls ll: babies DO crawl in real life. but heres what doesnt make sense. if they can only crawl and cant walk, how do they go to their moms plc? its impossible to "crawl" to a house it would take too long. so they only crawl when they can say lll crawls ll and walk the rest of the time? wowwww that makes a loooooooot of sense.
13. when they say ll falls ll then put on the cast costume: IT IS SO ANNOYING AND JUST THE SIGHT OF THAT COSTUME MAKES ME WANT TO FLAP THEM!! AND THEY ARENT HURT AND JUST BECAUSE YOU FALL DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED A FULL BODY CAST!! We all fall all the time and do we need full body casts? I don't think so!!
14. ll hugs teddy bear cutest ever done ll: ITS NOT THE CUTEST EVER DONE ITS VIRTUAL AND THERE IS NO TEDDY BEAR ITS VIRTUAL GEEZ
15. gwoo gwoo gwah gwah: GOSH BABIES DONT SAY THAT THEY NEVER HAVE UNLESS THEY HAVE PROBS!!! BABIES HAVE NEVER SAID THAT!! NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL
16. ll giggles adorably ll: this makes me want to puke all over them
17. ll arrives in box ll: there are so many reasons why i hate this kind of thing
1). we all kno thats not how babies r born lol
2). out of all the ways they could come into fantage, they pick falling out of the sky in a box?
3). THERE IS NO BOX ITS VIRTUAL
4). if a non opens it they say ll closes ll. if they can close the box, they can open the box!
5). it wastes time!! every time someone opens the "box" it wastes 20 seconds of their life. why spend 20 seconds opening a fake box when u could b leveling up?!
its also so annoying when they say ll waits for mem to open ll why do they put W's in their words but not their thoughts and actions?! it makes no sense. and its offensive to nons and its also proof that they arent a baby because babies dont kno what mems are.
18. adding the word adorably after everything: OMG FIRST OF ALL ADORABLY ISNT EVEN A WORD!!! SECOND OF ALL ITS ANNOYING!! THIRD OF ALL ADDING THE WORD ADORABLY AFTER SOMETHING DOESNT MAKE IT ADORABLE! IF A TODDLER SAYS ll PUNCHES ADORABLY ll DOES THAT SERIOUSLY MAKE IT CUTE?? NOT RLLY!!!!!!!!!!!
19. ll plays with toes ll: even REAL babies aren't entertained by playing with their toes!! and its pretty unclear what they are actually doing
20. using the word tiny: they say things like ll shakes tiny head ll or ll claps tiny hands adorably ll. its so annoying!!!!!! we get it!! they r tiny!! they dont need to include that in every sentence
21. ll rolls on floor adorably ll: so they can roll on the floor but they cant lift up their arm. thats totally understandable. babies dont roll on the floor!!!!!!!!
22. ll farts adorably in diaper ll: seriously? you cant fart adorably!! its just impossible. farts ARENT ADORABLE! AND THEY ARENT WEARING A DIAPER!!!
23. ll wugs ll it makes no sense. first they say ll is tiny and weak and young and adorable and cant even lift up pinkie ll then all of the sudden they kno what hugging is and they can do it?? babies dont kno that hugging is a symbol of friendship and luv so why do fantage babies do it??
24: they grow up so fast: parents might say this about their kids when they go off to college. but fantage babies DO grow up too fast. literally. one day they cant crawl and then ten minutes later they come home as a pretty blonde girl wearing practically nothing while kissing their prom date. it makes no sense!!!
25: still growing up too fast!!!!: twenty minutes later they bring home a "baby" of their own. then the parents adopt another baby and kick that one out of the house. talk about betrayal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my point is, fantage toddlers r obnoxious and not cute at all. they get on everybody's nerves. they have a "mwommy" so why do they need to bother ppl for a virtual one? its almost like betraying their parents. and its VIRTUAL!! WE ALL KNO THEY RNT BABIES!! they shud just b who they rlly are and it would make fantage a much better place. So fantage toddlers, watch out. we all kno that u just want attention. BUT FIND ANOTHER VIRTUAL WORLD TO GET THAT ATTENTION!! OR GET IT FROM UR REAL PARENTS WHO LOVE YOU! YOUR PARENTS PROBABLY THINK THAT YOU THINK THEY ARE DOING A BAD JOB BEING UR PARENTS BECUZ U KEEP TRYING TO GET VIRTUAL "mwommys"!! You have two parents that love you very much. why do u need virtual ones that you will never see again? because starting now, U ARENT GETTING ANNY ATTENTION FOR BEING CUTE ON FANTAGE!!! Its better to get attention for being kind and smart and a good friend than to get attention for being "cute".

Please refrain from spamming threads like this, we already had one. All you had to do was post all of that on that thread. I know you said not to comment on that, but I'm sorry your excuse was a poor one.

Too long, didn't read.

That is annoying but there is nothing we can do about it

i didnt spam anything and lots of people do this topic but its different every time.

animal_lover wrote:

i didnt spam anything and lots of people do this topic but its different every time.

That is spam, though.
It's a repeat of a topic that's already been made.

its been made three times

I totally agree. I cared enough to read this whole discussin, and i agree. Fantage toddlers are rlly annoying. They can't physically do stuff adorably, and they always forget, fantage is VIRTUAL and they cry to much! I thoroughly agree with animal_lover, because its totally true, and its also annoying when other fantagians are cooing over the toddlers, saying "Okay lets go to your place" or "Aren't you just adorable?" and its rlly annoying and they cry so much and they still think they r so cute and they always have toddler fights trying to win ppl over and its like o oi! My fantage user is doxinstar1010. And also its sooo annoying when they just throw in like 10 w's in every word! It doesn't matter if this has been discussed a lot of times, a lot of people agree with me and animal_lover. ANIMAL_LOVER IS AN AWESOME PERSON! Its true, she's so cool and awesome and funny and just so cool. U probably think "what the heck u dont even know her" but I do, and animal_lover means a lot 2 me as my bff. Well, sorry for tmi i just said, but ya. I agree. Whoever agrees is awesome. Like soon enough the fantage tods are probably going to be saying "flwaps mwean pwerswon adorably" and "clwings adworable to mwommy" and its rlly annoying. So, yeah. PEACE OUT PPLZ! I HEART ANIMALS AND NUTELLA AND CHURROS!

IKR

i kno sometimes they put so many W's in their words that u cant even understand what they r saying

my point is they were already babies and being a baby is boring i mean yes babies r cute but we r ALL past our baby phase and now we have moved onto our lives. so even on virtual worlds, they need to get over the fact that they arent babies anymore and start leadin their lives!! lol

and just saying mine is totally different from the one that was on there before. and im new to fantage forum so idk what this threading stuff is!! sheesh xDDD

ikr same

i know some are like "hwi mwommy lwets gwo two the cwafe" and some fantage toddlers are REALLY mean and some act kinda rac-ist and some are like ll throws rattle at adorably ll its like seriously?

yea i kno not everything they do is adorable even if they add adorably on the end. and "hwi" is way harder to pronounce than hi so they need to get their logic right. and the word "lets" cant even b said with a W

im really starting to not like u cow girl. i mean aanimel lovr or watevr ur called

well sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry im just giving my opinion geez person

OwO I like babies but no Fantage Babies!

IKR real babies are so cute!! They are so tiny and chubby. But you will never believe what happened today. I was at this party then this toddler and her mom walked in. I will just put it into a script like i always do.
Me: ll sees taco on ground ll ll pix up ll ll eats ll
mom: OMG AWWWWWWW AWWWWWWWWWWW SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE
Me: ??? what the heck
Mom: not u! my baby!
toddler: gwoo gwoo gwah gwah ll chews tiny toes adorably ll
me: ll pukes ll this makes me wanna flap u
toddler: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
other toddler: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
another toddler: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
it turns out each toddler had two "swissies" so they each invited them. then there was eight toddlers.
all toddlers at the same time: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
me: BACK OFF LET ME EAT MY TACO!!!!!!!!
moms: STOP BEIN SO MEAN lL PIX UP ROX RUBS BACK GENTLY HOLDS HUGS LL
toddlers: ll clings with tiny hands ll (blech) ll wugs with wittle awrms ll (i puked when i heard that) ll closes tiny eyes ll (VIRTUAL) ll falls asleep in mommys arms ll (i flapped them)
then THREE MORE TODDLERS came in
2/3 toddlers: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1/3 toddlers: ll awrrives iwn lwittle bwox ll
me: LL KIX BOX LL ITS VIRTUAL GET A LIFE
ELEVEN i repeat ELEVEN TODDLERS AT THE SAME TIME: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MWOMMY WELP!!!! WELP MWE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it was a nightmare

do u hav to make ur posts so long? some advice to cow person: nobody will read them if u make them so long. love u

Oh please. Nobody cares about the fantage babies anymore, except you. Knock it off.

OMG rue u always make comments like that. u shud knock it off. if ur gonna comment like that dont read my posts.

actually cow person U should knock it off. im guessing u like the hunger games rue. I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES!!!

animal_lover wrote:

dont read my posts.

nobody read them their too long <3