A Joke c:

A few days ago, my friend (Jessica) and I went to get milk at lunch because I never really bring anything to drink except water. So then Jessica saw Nelson (classmate from last year) in the lunch line and he was next to the milks.

So we ran over to him and asked to give me/us a white milk (I like white milk better).

Nelson handed over a chocolate milk.

Me and Jessica "No, a white milk!"

Nelson "So racist." and handed over the white milk.

We guffawed.

lol that is weird but funny

Lol I always find it strange to say white milk x3

I am trying to say regular milk instead o:

squirtle's Halloween wrote:

lol that is weird but funny

It was a joke, jokes are weird. c:

This joke is cute (:

XDD So racist... XD

One thing happened today:

I was in line, and there was a snack thingy mibober, with icecream and such. Two boys (fifth grade) were "TRYING" to open a cash register no one was using. They were scared. I opened it, and said "Are you guys dumb? Theres no money." They asked what grade i was in, and i said fourth. They said: "Fourth graders suck." Im like: "Yeah? Write a essay about it and hand it to me." They start whispering stuff to eachother like physcos. I open the icecream thing, and touch the ice snow things around it. It felt good, so i felt more. I wiped my hands together, so i was washing my hands. XD I told my friend Lola: "Look! Im washing my hands." She laughed, and then the boys barged in. "Are you physco? That ice could have poison or whatever." They pointed, and said that im gonna get sick. I put my hands on there face, and they glared at me. They walked to the back of the long line.

Pointless, right? I mean come on, it was Pizza day.

Lol so funny but odd. and weird.
XDD

☆Marshy wrote:

XDD So racist... XD

One thing happened today:

I was in line, and there was a snack thingy mibober, with icecream and such. Two boys (fifth grade) were "TRYING" to open a cash register no one was using. They were scared. I opened it, and said "Are you guys dumb? Theres no money." They asked what grade i was in, and i said fourth. They said: "Fourth graders suck." Im like: "Yeah? Write a essay about it and hand it to me." They start whispering stuff to eachother like physcos. I open the icecream thing, and touch the ice snow things around it. It felt good, so i felt more. I wiped my hands together, so i was washing my hands. XD I told my friend Lola: "Look! Im washing my hands." She laughed, and then the boys barged in. "Are you physco? That ice could have poison or whatever." They pointed, and said that im gonna get sick. I put my hands on there face, and they glared at me. They walked to the back of the long line.

Pointless, right? I mean come on, it was Pizza day.

Why did they say fourth graders suck? If they're in fifth grade, they were obviously in fourth grade the previous school year. So technically, they said they suck.

Oh em jee my school is filled with racist jokes. xD

Ah That made me laugh inside though, aha.

Funny but wierd I also agree with squirtle's halloween

It reminds me when my friends and I where talking and this boy asked us our names so we look around to pretend our name is something else. We stared out our milk and said

One of us was vanila
One of us was strawberry
One of us was chocolate
One of some was white

"rasict " he said.

Haha I love these jokes c: as long as they aren't ver rude.

Nice jokes I have a stupid one that you would find somewhere on the ground. "what did the alien say to the plant?"

October wrote:

Nice jokes I have a stupid one that you would find somewhere on the ground. "what did the alien say to the plant?"

Take me too your weeder.