Corrupt a Wish!

wish granted but they miss

i wish that i had decent armor

wish granted but, why would oyu ever use that. i burn it becuase.. why

i wish for an electric guitar

wish granted but. i break it. because it smells bad.

i wish for monies ££££$$$$

WTF LANCE WISH GRNAT ED BUT ITS PESOS. OYU GIVE THEM TO ME, YOUR MEXICAN Psal,

i wish for ............... that one game

WOW UR A RACEST........................ Dxx

wish granted but you accidently delete all your save files once you beat the game or w/e

i wish for......................oliver 2 stop being a troll o_O

but youre the same age as me o__O

i wish 2 b the most kawaiid esu being int he world,,,,,,,,,,

wish granted but ur too kawaii desu so every1 dies...

i wish that my sister wasnt as.............CrayCray xD

wish granted but youre no logner a pewdeipei bro HWO DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL 

i wish it was colder

wish granted but it gets really cold and u cant go outside eVer again and everyone freezes to death

i wish that i wasnt so sc3n3 x3333333 lawlllalwllalawllx 3333

wish gratende but now youre not as cool..wtf why'd yu wish that

i wish to get the villager lucky in animal crossing

wish granted but then ur never 3m0 or g0ffick again

i wish that....
olIVER would stop being a troll!!!11!one!!!!1! -.-

Wish granted but now he's really boring.

I wish I was Sayaka Maizono ~flips hair~

wish granted but then

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i wish.......i had food....

Wish granted but now you have so much you DROWN IN IT!

I wish I was kawaii

Your wish is granted, but you become so kawaii that you explode into a shower of rainbows and glitter.

I WISH I WASN'T SO SARCASTIC

wish not granted.. haha that was sarcasm,.. im hilarious im not evne going to corrput your wish

i WIHS LANCE WOULD STOP BEING A NEWB

wish granted but someone else won't stop being a newb
I wish I had wings!

Your wish is granted, but then chickens label you as a fake and peck you to death.
I wish I was a sheep.

wish granted but you eat too much the farmer harvests you.
I wish I had a pet dog That could not attack me or be attacked.

Wish granted, but the neighbors are jealous you have a dog like that, so they go against you and move away from you. Now, you have depression for being so lonely. Your dog abandons you b/c the neighbors were the only one he cared about.
I wish I was tiny.

Wish granted but someone stamps on my by mistake and you die.
I wish I had a pile of rainbow cheerios.

Wish granted, but apparently the person who made the cherrios doesn't know anything about the rainbow, thus you having non rainbow rainbow cherrios.

I wish I could get rid of the stomach virus I'm about to have from the rotten duck soup I had a few hours ago. Please help

Wish granted and you feel much better, so you go to bed. While you are in bed, everybody wonders why you are cured so quickly. People ask you every day, and you are to the point of breaking down when somebody asks how you recovered. Of course, nobody believed your "wish" theory, so you finally snap, say you have no clue, and move away from everybody just to avoid that question. You get sick of depression and you have to rely on yourself.
I wish I had three eyes.

Wish was granted, expect you got them on you're stomach.

I wish I had my 2 year old sister to wrecking havoc in my house.

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Wish granted, but she starts wrecking everything
I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted