Makkine
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 | Subject: Hilarious!  Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:52 pm | |
| This is a conversation I had with my friend, it's hilarious. I censored the e-mail adresses, because I don't want you guys to figure out where I live and stealing all my cookies! D:. The first spoiler is in the original spanish, the second is my translation. (Don't worry, my friend gave me permission to post this.) (Some of the jokes don't make sense if you aren't a chemistry nut) I tried my best to emulate our distinct speech patterns and the spelling errors, but I would still recommend reading the original. I'm "???", and my friend is "***". - Spoiler:
*** dice:
hola
??? dice:
bye
*** dice:
que?
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
¡¿QUE?¡
??? dice:
Dije, "bye"!
*** dice:
bye
ola
como estas?
??? dice:
Estopy bien
Ahora, bye
*** dice:
bye hola
como te va
??? dice:
MAl
TE ODIA
*** dice:
y que ases
??? dice:
COMO PAPEL
*** dice:
y tambien lapises?
??? dice:
NOOOOOOO
PORQUE TIENEN PLOMO
*** dice:
entonces solo papel tienes una dieta muy estricta no?
??? dice:
SII
(esque no quiero engordar)
*** dice:
y que opinas de comer madera?
sabe a carne
??? dice:
Madera?
Perdon, solo como arboles tratados quemicamente.
Como el papel.
Tambien me gusta el metal, pero te da indigestión espantosa.
*** dice:
si es como papel solo que un poco mas de volumen tiene
la madera
no el metal
ademas se que se te pega a las muelas
??? dice:
No, el papel tiene varias cosas que no tiene la madera normal.
Soy alergica a la madera,
*** dice:
a perdon
??? dice:
y los quimicos del papel sirben de antidoto.
*** dice:
entonces que opinas dell licuado de metal
??? dice:
Es casí imposible de hacer.
Pero sabe delicioso.
*** dice:
yo lo ago
??? dice:
Pero no lo necesitas calentar mucho?
*** dice:
tendo una licuadora que asta ase licuado un bat de metal o un palo de golf
no
no necesito calentar nada
??? dice:
O acaso estas trabajando con un metal alkali?
*** dice:
no con cualquier metal
??? dice:
Porque estoy segura que necesitas calentar a los metales de transicion.
*** dice:
no es sierto estas mal
??? dice:
Si, necesitas
A 1337 Kelvins
1337.33, perdon
*** dice:
mentira lo compre de un comercial de 25 minutos
??? dice:
A, si viene de un comercial es diferente.
*** dice:
pero ya he echo el licuado de metal si calentar nada
??? dice:
Esque a mi me gusta calentarlos.
*** dice:
mira esque si quemas el metal despues se pone mas duro
??? dice:
No lo tienes que quemar.
Lo derites.
Los metales no se quemas.
*** dice:
o deretir yo nunca lo e quemado o deretido y me sale bien
??? dice:
Acaso prestas atención en clase de química?
A perdon, he estado pensando en sopa.
*** dice:
no tengo quimica
??? dice:
Sopa de metal y plastico.
MMMMMMMMM~
*** dice:
porque sacas otro tema?
??? dice:
Esque estaba mal.
No, no los necesitas calentar para hacer liquados.
Solo para sopa.
*** dice:
ahi amiga
??? dice:
Oye, cuando vengas a mi casa trae calcio y florido.
*** dice:
tal ves
??? dice:
Son mis alkaliterreós favoritos.
Espera, florido es alkaliterreó?
*** dice:
no
??? dice:
No me acuerdo, voy a cheker.
AGH!
Es halogeno, perdon.
Entonces no lo traigas.
*** dice:
que te dije
??? dice:
Los halogenos y alkaliterreós juntos me hacen mal a la pansa.
entonces trae magnesio.
*** dice:
hay amiga esas cosas empesaron desde que tienes dieta de papel troso japones
??? dice:
Ya se, Ya se.
Oye, adios.
Tengo que dibujar.
Bye!
- Spoiler:
*** says:
hi
??? says:
bye
*** says:
what?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What?!
??? says:
I said, "bye!"
*** says:
bye
hi
how are you?
??? says:
I'm finr
Ok, now bye.
*** says:
bye hi
how're you?
??? says:
BAd
I HATES
*** says:
and what are ya doin
??? says:
EATING PAPER
*** says:
and pencils too?
??? says:
NOOOOOOOO
BECAUSE THEY HAVE LEAD
*** says:
so only paper your on a very strict diet, righ?
??? says:
YESS
(issat I don wanna gain weight)
*** says:
and what do you think about eating wood?
tastes like meat.
??? says:
Wood?
Sorry, I only eat chomically treated trees.
Like paper.
I also like metal,but it gives me horrible indigestion.
*** says:
yes its like paper but only more volume it has
wood
not metal
also it sticks to your teeth
??? says:
No, paper has things that ordinary wood doesn't.
I'm allergic to wood.
*** says:
ah, im sorry
??? says:
and the chemicals in paper wrk as an antidote.
*** says:
so what do you think of metal milkshake
??? says:
It's almost impossible to make.
But it's delicious.
*** says:
i mak it
??? says:
But don't you need to heat it up a lot?
*** says:
i hav a blender that also maks a milkshake of a baseball bats and golf clubs
no
you dont need to heat the metal
??? says:
Or r you working with an alkali metal?
*** says:
no with any metal
??? says:
It's that I'm sure you need to heat transicion metals.
*** says:
no thats not true your wong
??? says:
Yes, it necessary.
at 1337 Kelvins.
1337.33, sorry.
*** says:
lies i boght it from a comercial of 25 mins.
??? says:
Oh, if it comes from a commercial it's different.
*** says:
but i hav already done a metal milkshake without heating
??? says:
Issat I like heating them.
*** says:
look issat if you burn teh metal it gets harder
??? says:
You don't need to burn it.
u mlt it.
You can't burn metals.
*** says:
or melt i nevr melt or burn and it ends up well.
??? says:
Do you even pay attention in chemistry classes?
Oh no wait, I'm sorry, I was thinking about soup.
*** says:
i dont have chemistry
??? says:
Metal and plastic soup.
YUMMMMMMM~
*** says:
y do you change the subject?
??? says:
It's that I was wrong.
No, you don't need to heat metals to make milkshakes.
Only for soup.
*** says:
ther you go
*** says:
Hey, when you come over bring calcium and flouride.
*** says:
mayb
??? says:
They're my favorite alkali earth metals.
Wait, is flouride an alkali earth metal?
*** says:
no
??? says:
I don't remember, lemme chek
AGH!
It's a halogen, sorry.
In that case, don't bring it.
*** says:
i told you so
??? says:
Alkali earth metals and halogens together are bad for my stomach.
then bring magnesium.
*** says:
dude, this thing started w/your diet of japanese paper scraps
??? says:
I know, I know
Hey, good bye.
Gotta go draw something.
Bye!
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