Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:14 am

Relora wrote:

Elise_wubz_chu_teddy wrote:: ^ LOL RELORA ON THE OTHER POST.

Stop time??? Like Dialga? xD

yes.

but but he does even better and faster and and and all he does is wink thrice (three times)

O-O But- But- Um... What about Palkia? or Celebi D:

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:23 am

Relora wrote:

xxCakexx wrote:

Elise_wubz_chu_teddy wrote:: Abbey, THAT WAS VERY INTRESTING :0

I live n Flordia so... I only have one day until christmas!

same here i live in there too
..

MAKE ME NUMBER THREE!

yes I live in florida ^^

Number 4
I live there aswell.

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:39 am

Santa must be busy in Asia soon maybe... Asia is already on the 25th. Or did her pass there already? LOL

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:35 am

Abbey wrote:: the science of santa presented to you by some site i found on google

No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total — 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that is 91.9 million homes. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children he has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75½ million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest manmade vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second — a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN times their normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload — not even counting the weight of the sleigh — to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison — this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance — this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer with absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion — If Santa can pull that off, even the Borg are no match for him.

just thought that was interesting

He also doesn't look asian.

The pictures they had last night had bad lighting which made him look Asian. He doesn't look Asian anymore, though.

@Pokeranger, is Cambodia in Asia? That's where my tracker says he's going right now.

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:38 am

itsbleh wrote:: is santa even real?

nay its just a guy in a fat suit to enitertain lil kids

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:35 pm

Abbey wrote:: the science of santa presented to you by some site i found on google

No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total — 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that is 91.9 million homes. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children he has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75½ million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest manmade vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second — a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN times their normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload — not even counting the weight of the sleigh — to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison — this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance — this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer with absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion — If Santa can pull that off, even the Borg are no match for him.

just thought that was interesting

He also doesn't look asian.

Nooo xDDD He did before takeoff sorta Razz

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Guest

hes not in new york yet
fuuu

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:52 pm

Mr.Taost wrote:: hes not in new york yet
fuuu

Of course he isn't. I'm in West Virginia and he didn't come.

Guest

isnt his sleigh 3000 times the speed of sound

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:11 pm

Santas currently in Norway

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:12 pm

wtf are you talking about
jw.

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:40 pm

Piano wrote:: wtf are you talking about
jw.

Track Santa Claus on:

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:12 pm

I'm tracking him now on NORAD Google Earth. He is now on his way to Dakar, Senegal

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:12 pm

Not in ohio...

Can't wait WOOT!

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:15 pm

♥Dawn♥ wrote:

itsbleh wrote:: is santa even real?

nay its just a guy in a fat suit to enitertain lil kids

You ruin Christmas Santa believers. ;-;
Anyways. I got so bored I'm watching Santa on it as well. He's about to go to Santa Cruz de Tenerife, Canary Islands in half a minute. He so fast.

Subject: Re: Norad Santa Claus Tracker 2011 Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:39 pm

He's in Wales right now.

Guest

he passes us based on our ip code i think
then when its 12:00 he comes
idk
but he passed me

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