Star Cafe

Hi guys! You know how the Star Cafe can get inappropriate? Well, I found a solution. I am going to turn the star cafe into an actual cafe! But it is only in SOME servers, because I know some people don't want to follow the rules. The servers will be announced soon. Maybe this will distract people and they will be less tempted to bring up inappropriate subjects. It will also provide entertainment in a fun way.
Being a Customer: You go to the cafe, and order some food. Chat with friends, but not to the workers. Then eat it. I know, its complicated, I know.
Getting Hired: My username is pomeranian100. Contact me through fantage forum, or meet with me on fantage. You will be more likely to get hired if you have a waiters outfit. Come prepared!
Rules for the Workers:
1. Do not get distracted. If your BFF is eating, do not chat with them. It's important that you stay focused. I don't care if pinkstardust comes, don't get distracted!
2. Dress appropriately. Don't come to work dressed as if you're going to your senior prom.
3. Do not flap, punch, kick, or swear at the customers no matter how annoying they are. The managers (me and a few others) will handel it.
4. Don't come in screaming, "WAVE TO ORDER!!!!!". Say "How may I help you?". And if the customer brings up a random subject, just go with it. Talk with them for a few seconds, then ask them what they would like to order.
5. Be nice to eachother, and don't argue over who is serving who.
6. If a toddler walks in and says, "Cwan mwe hwave aw hwappy mweal?" Give it to them. I understand the way they talk makes you want to puke. It also makes me want to puke. It makes a lot of people want to puke. I know its annoying, but you have to learn to serve everyone!

Rules for the customers:
1. Do not ask, "Can I work here?" Because the managers will ignore you. The workers we have hired have worked hard to get to where they are now. And I don't care if ur a "mem" or not. Thats a shallow arguement. It's not that easy. And don't argue with us about it when we turn you down. Get used to it. It happens in life.
2. DO NOT BRING YOUR TODDLERS! As cute as they may seem to you, they might annoy and distract the workers. They WILL say WAAAAAAAAAAA because they "don't like the food". They WILL get kicked out. And you WILL NOT argue about it. And if a toddler "arrives in a box" don't open it. Other people will try to open it too. It will start a fight. This goes for the workers too!
3. You can bring your vuv, BUT DO NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS! No "casing". Don't get too romantic, or you will not be served. Find somewhere else to do it. A worker will say, "Get a room!". Don't argue that you are already in a room. Just keep the heat at a reasonable level, or find somewhere else to go.
4. No complaining about "bugs" in your food. It's not a real cafe. It's virtual. It's just to stop inappropriate language.
5. No posing as a health inspector because we all know you aren't.
6. KEEP THINGS APPROPRIATE! This does not mean put a ! inbetween a bad word. It means no reference to swearing or inappropriate language.
7. Don't argue with the workers. They work hard. Have some respect.
8. No more than two people jumping with objects in their hands at the same time. It makes lots of noise. And everybody else hears it too.
9. No saying, "fishy face", "get a tan", and no racism. Be nice to eachother. Respect others' appearances. If they seem ugly to you, as hard as it may seem to believe, you seem ugly to them too.
10. Be kind to everybody.
If you follow these rules, it will ensure everyone a pleasant experience at this new approach to the Star Cafe. Thank you for reading, and I hope to see you there! Goodbye!

it would not be fair to the people who would want to work their. they would have to make everyone work there. then there would not be any custimers! oh and the workers would not work hard. it is virtual!
I hate fantage toddlers but everyone is welcome on fantage. they are really annoying but they enjoy it. i am not saying that this is a bad idea because i like it but it would not work out.

So you are going to go on every server and demand everyone to follow your rules? o.o

And eh, I agree with you, I actually have a Youtube Channel of me acting crazy though lol.

Why was this posted in the creation shops section?

Wait, Star Cafè is a shop to buy artwork? Cool! [/sarcasm] oh and I don't know how it's going to work.

oops. sorry i didn't realize that. and no, read the update. It's only in a few servers. And im just trying to make a point here, not everybody can work there. There can't be more workers than customers. And they probably do have to put up with customers saying stuff like,"THERES BUGS IN MY FOOD!!!!!!!!". It takes work to not flap them after they say that. And if the toddlers come and start saying WAAAAAAAAAAAAA or talking with W's, I will instant message the workers to relocate and I won't tell the toddler which server.

Why are you always complaining. No offence (again) you are a bug in my butt.

THATS NOT VERY NICE SWAGGY! Pom, can i plzzz work with u in the staff im ur bff right? plzzz?

of course u can work. And how is opening a cafe complaining?

I wasnt complaining?

yea. no one here is complaining. u cant accuse either of us of complaining because we are simply trying to open a cafe. anyone who thinks that's complaining needs to get their facts right.

Lol ikr