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Easy900
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PostSubject: jokes   Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:24 pm

ok so first person says a joke and the next person answers the joke and write their own joke
you can write riddles too or brainteasers but thats it
exzample
User 1:Joke/Riddle/Brainteaser
User 2: Answer
Their Own Joke/Riddle/Brainteaser
and it keeps going on ok?
i do not want anyone saying i dont know the point of this game is to try to figure it out socplease dont pass or anything.
ill start
How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga?
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Rufistar
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:05 am

Poke her face.

A plane crashes and every single person dies... but two people survive. How is this possible?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:12 am

They climbed above the plane while its crashing.

How do you sing a Korean song?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:40 am

By knowing the song Gangnam Style.
What do you do to look like nicki Minaj?
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char
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:50 am

Kill yourself.
What do potatoes like to do on Instagram?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:54 am

See pictures of french fries.
What will you do if you met a celebrity?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:14 am

Pass in front of them
What will you do if you meet your crush?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:19 am

Faint
What will you do when you find out your a monster?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:44 am

act like a monster?

a plane crashes, every single person dies, but two people survive. How is it possible?

(i know the answer, miku didn't get it right.)
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:38 am

the 2 people werent in the plane ?
whats black and white and read all over
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:49 am

A sunburned penguin. Or just an old newspaper.


This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

Anyone who's read The Hobbit can answer this, I bet.
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o
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:47 pm

is it fire??

also the answer to rufi's is simple enough to figure out: the two people were dating/married

a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. the bartender pulls out a gun. the man says "thanks" and walks away. how is this possible?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:49 pm

the man had hiccups?

what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
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o
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:50 pm

yea u got it

uhh, a sponge? idk??

what did the tie say to the neck?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:53 pm

I think i'll just hang around.

where do ghosts live?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:39 pm

at the dead end?(i dont know lol)


Why did the teacher where sunglasses?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:41 pm

idk

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:41 pm

He was naked?
Why did the Pokemon eat a crepe?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:43 pm

~Because he had no guts ;P
Because he likes crepes?
Why did the cow to moo?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:44 pm

‚̧Kat wrote:
idk

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

im srry kat but u cant say idk
the point if this game is to figre it out
plz dont do that anyone
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:31 pm

He likes mooing?

What did the alien say to the plant?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:03 pm

"Bwawawa you can't talk!!"

What did the zero say to the eight?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:04 pm

Hey! You a belt!

Why does a person get a curtain for her computer?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:13 pm

to close the windows?

What did the piece of wood say to the person?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:22 pm

Hello woody!

(BN the answer is "For Windows!")

Who eats chicken!?
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