Stupid Posting Game u.u

YOU ARE A POTATO.
You hate your life because you are ugly and dumb and no one likes you... hey, your a lot like Dewey!
But yeah. This is you.

You've had a boring, normal potato life for as long as you remember. But one day, you realize you can shapeshift. You don't have to be a potato any longer!

OMGZ YES REALLY! Magical isn't it? So what will you do first, oh amazing potato?!
(also I am only doing this because it may turn out to be funny so don't hate on my crappy drawings<3)

I have been waiting for this.
>Change into a french fry.

Hahahahahah o man this is cool already


>Shapeshift into a rainbow potato

<You are now a French fry! You think silently to yourself, "the only thing that can make this better is if I had crinkles." . . ."Oh man I look so delicious I could just eat myself." . . . and, "I'm so happy, I've always wanted to be a fry! Wait. Why am I all demented? DEWEY YOU CAN'T EVEN DRAW A FRENCH FRY!? Oh well this is amazing." *tear falls*


<..."I'm finally kawaii!~"

"I just got an idea... Nyan Potato! Ohhhh yeah!"

Ooh cool

> shapeshift into a human and eat French fries

LOL

> Shapeshift into lucky13 ( just imagine me as an ugly girl with a high pony tail))

<..."OKAY, can someone please explain to me why I'm all fat and gross right now?! Ooh French fries! Nevermind, I'm good. WAIT. I have a beard ... Cool."

"Hey, where are my eyebrows?... Do I have 6 fingers?"

<"Okay I have no idea anymore."

>Shapeshift into a computer

I'm going to start TRYING on my art now ... xD Or should I not? LOL. You guys decide x3

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>Go on to tumblr and reblog EVERYTHING

>Change into a bunny. Sit on someone's head.

>be a potato again. life sucks

>Become a menacing flying demon sent from the underworld to provoke the wrath of the harpies to kill tiny babies and suck the mystery out of dream magic with your venomous toungue and sparklings eyes so the supreme courtship of evil will be placed upon your gnarled head.
Or become a bunny.

<Go on Tumblr & re-blog EVERYTHING.

"...wait. Why am I growing a 'stache?"

<Change into a bunny. Sit on someone's head.
You choose some dude with an afro and plop yourself on his head.


<Be a potato again. Life sucks.

No way! You're not going back there again. You continue sitting on some guy's head.

~ Shapeshift into a troll

>where are you exactly? Find out where you are, then turn into a beetle and fly somewhere cooler.

<Shapeshift into a troll.
"U Mad?""


<where are you exactly? Find out where you are, then turn into a beetle and fly somewhere cooler.
Instead you decide to be a ladybug because beetles are ugly and gross.

Now you are much prettier and more colorful.

<where are you exactly? Find out where you are, then turn into a beetle and fly somewhere cooler.
Instead you decide to be a ladybug because beetles are ugly and gross.
No, I become a LV100 Dragonite, and fly somewhere cooler.

>Shapeshift into a shifty dude with shaded glasses, a fedora, a trench coat, and an upside down newspaper. Oh, and I forgot! Smoke a pipe. And sit on a bench in the middle of New York City.

Btw, if the potato happens to "wear" objects,for example a human with a tie,isn't the tie, or other object,made of potato flesh and blood?

>Become a leek

>Become a can of soda