100 things to do in wal-mart

this game is a game about telling ways on how to get kicked out of wal-mart,we need 100 reasons then we start over. I'll start (SORRY IF THIS WAS ALREADY MADE I JUST THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY)

1.strap a walkie-talkie to the back of a barbie and whisper into the walk-talkie "I'm watching you"

2.
open a remote control car in the restrooms and drive it around the store with a note saying. I'M A MURDERER WHOS GONNA GET U ONE DAY.

3.
go to the intercom and press *9 an scream into it "FIRE!!!"

4.
Get a nerf gun, and load it with some darts that are on fire and shoot them at the customers in line and the cashiers. xD

This is hilarious

5. Get a friend to push you in a cart while you sit and eat baby food and cry

rOLF RELORA!

6. go to the back and get some firewood and set it on fire. I LOVE FIRE

7.take mentos and soda jugs( any soda) and put mentos in them. THEY EXPLODE! it is awesome. make sure u put them EVERYWHERE

8.
make a pie,offer it to stragers and say "its got a home-made-recipe" when it's really just hot sauce.

Sit in a cart while your friend pushes you & say WEEEEE

i got kicked out for that.

10. Eat all of ze candy

11.get a boom-box set it to a heavy metal station and turn the volume up all the way and scream "YEA BUDDY!"

12.
Get a fishing pole and hook a guppy onto it. (a live one) Then set it on fire. Go hide up on top of a shelf and cover urself and then reel the thing down and try and aim for someone's hair and when they scream, reel it back up

13. Shake up a bunch of bottles of soda and spray them on employees

12. Get a psychotic look in your eyes and start riding a cart at top speed down aisles, singing bad pop songs to customers and eating snacks liberally as you go.

Silmaril, ur number 14

15. Get 50-200 bouncy balls on fire and bounce them into the air as high as possible. If that doesn't work, do what relora said to do.

16. Ride a bike and push everything off the shelves on the ground.

17. Find all the cleaning detergents and see which ones combine in interesting and potentially hazardous ways.

18. Get a bunch of lights (preferably Christmas Lights) and put them ALL OVER THE STORE. I MEAN 300 BOXES ATLEAST. then plug it in. make sure u go down each aisle so no one can go down any aisle.

19. Ride a bike with a really loud bell on it and singing Merry Christmas while ringing the bell.

20. Use the the makeup to disguise oneself so you look like this:

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Then tell customers to have a nice nap, right there in the store.

21. Break a Dora Doll and make it talk on repeat.

22. Put a friend on a leesh and make them walk on all fours and bark like a dog.

23. "Accidentally" drop marbles down the aisles.

^good one xD

24. Cry over spilt milk you just spilled on the ground.

25. Spill water everywhere and make the temperature about 13 degrees Farenhieght and then lock it so they can;t change the temp. then the next morning come in really early and slide around on the floor. on ur belly. like a penguin.